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| The Baby Orange Protection Society |
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 Throughout
history, man has strived to protect the weak, the needy, well
basically anyone who couldn't be bothered to go out and buy a
44 Magnum and protect themselves. But there is one group in our
society that have had no protection at all. They are small, innocent
and never have the chance to grow up and be able to earn the
money needed to buy a 44 Magnum to protect themselves. They are
plucked from their homes early in life, sold, then skinned alive
and devoured. They are of course BABY ORANGES. |
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| So, after watching a disgusting act (the skinning
and eating bit, as there are not many orange trees near me to
watch the plucking act), I decided it was time to try and help
this group in our society. And so I have set up this organisation
and web site as a start. As time goes on and the movement expands
(currently standing at 3 + 2 baby oranges), I will try to expand
this site and bring you updates, newsletters, posters, tie pins,
etc. |
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| A Typical Orange Family |
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 Here
we can see (if you look to the right hand side of the page),
a typical orange family at play. The parents were of course very
wary of me coming so close to take any pictures. But once I had
gained their trust (and upon insisting that I signed a legally
binding document stating I would not devour their young), they
allowed me limited time to take a few family shots. If you click
on the family picture, you will be able to see all
the photos I took. Below is a short interview, yes I gained their
trust that much, I had with the family and how they are so very,
very happy that this society has been set-up to help protect
their young. |
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| The Interview |
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| I started out by asking them a
question: |
| (me) - "What sort of
day have you had" |
| (Mr Orange-Grove) - "Well,
not to bad thanks, weather could be better, you know" |
| (me to the baby oranges) - "Have
you seen any of your friends, eh..... consumed lately" (note
how careful I was in not using the words 'skinned' and 'devoured'
in front of them) |
| (baby Tan) - "Yes, my
friend was half eaten the other day, it was horrible, juice
and peel everywhere..." |
| At this point Mrs Orange-Grove
called an end to the interview as it was becoming too upsetting
to Tan and Sax. |
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| Call for Help |
 Well,
what can I say. This fledgling society needs YOUR help.
Only the other day, it was reported that there was a massacre
of baby oranges at a tea party in Essex. So if during your
day, you see someone starting to skin a baby orange alive,
simply ask them if they would like it if someone skinned, then
ate them alive. And if they look at you strangely, tell them
about us and if all else fails, just let them know they will
be juiced if they carry on eating a valued member of our society.
If you can think
of any ideas
to help save
baby oranges,
or would like to send us a picture of how you saved a baby orange,
please feel free to e-mail us bops@theanythingsite.net
I will try to
include your
comments and
pictures in future updates. |
| Thank you for your interest. |
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