There Was a Man From Glasgow
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Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to
Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute.
He got down & dirty with her. Afterwards,

the prostitute said: "£100 pounds."

The guy said: "No, here is £200."

The prostitute responded: "You're so kind."

Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute
again and had sex again. The prostitute asked for £100,
but

the guy again says: "No, here's £200."

The prostitute says: "You're so kind."

More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute
one last time to have sex.

The prostitute says: "£100, please."

The guy slaps her and hands her £200.

The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?"

Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow."

The prostitute says: "I am from there too."

The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you £600."