No Underwear
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A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to
have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told
his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in
shorts, his lack of under-pants turned private parts into
glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped
forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked
everything into place.

The wife stood back up, she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly
by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.

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