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Dedman's Blinding Jokes
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A man goes into the doctors with a sausage in each ear,
and a potato chip up each nostril, and says "Doc I'm feeling really poorly".

The doctor replies "I'm not surprised, you're not eating properly".



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A fortune teller looks into her crystal ball and says to her husband :
"Who is that woman you were with next week ?".

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..............


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A man goes to the doctor and says :

- It's really painful when I touch my shoulders, and it's agony
when I touch my stomach, and it kills me when I touch
either leg. What on earth is wrong with me ?



- That's easy, replies the doctor, you've broken your finger !


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Tune in for another addition of "Dedman's blinding Jokes of the Day" tomorrow.

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