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I wonder, I wonder
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station.

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God ?

I do not have a solution, but I admire your problem.

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a
foghorn made out of ?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,
"Quit while you're ahead" ?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks ?

What hair colour do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men ?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together ?

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them
what time it is?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already
know you do not have ?

Does the reverse side also have a reverse side ?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
expanding, what is it expanding into ?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange ?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
it's not adoor ?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it !

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when
someone threw a gun at him ?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons ?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase ?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard ?

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes ?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help
section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
considered a hostage situation ?

Is there another word for synonym ?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "Practice" ?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all" ?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant ?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk ?

Why do they lock petrol station bathrooms ? Are they afraid someone will
clean them ?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked ?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains ?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent ?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines ?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign ?


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